From the "Whaddya Know" file

Infrequently shaved legs act like Velcro under flannel bedsheets and/or pajamas.

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My T.D. (tiny dog) doesn't like to go outside when he's cold. His belly rubs on the snow when he ventures outdoors. That's a mini-dachshund for ya'.

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If anyone knows "Steven Cane" could you ask him to call home? We've had bill collectors calling here looking for him since we moved in. I think he must be writing our telephone number as his own. And if you do meet up with him, maybe you could suggest he call 1-800-PAY-YOURDAMNBILLS.

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If you MUST go to the Evil Empire (a.k.a. Wal-Mart), 10 A.M. the day after a big snow fall is a pretty good time to go, many people are too a-skerd to go out. On the other hand, 11 P.M. on a school night is NOT a good time; around here it appears to be the PERFECT time to shop for school supplies with your 7 year old.

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From the "Whaddya Know" file

Infrequently shaved legs act like Velcro under flannel bedsheets and/or pajamas.

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My T.D. (tiny dog) doesn't like to go outside when he's cold. His belly rubs on the snow when he ventures outdoors. That's a mini-dachshund for ya'.

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If anyone knows "Steven Cane" could you ask him to call home? We've had bill collectors calling here looking for him since we moved in. I think he must be writing our telephone number as his own. And if you do meet up with him, maybe you could suggest he call 1-800-PAY-YOURDAMNBILLS.

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If you MUST go to the Evil Empire (a.k.a. Wal-Mart), 10 A.M. the day after a big snow fall is a pretty good time to go, many people are too a-skerd to go out. On the other hand, 11 P.M. on a school night is NOT a good time; around here it appears to be the PERFECT time to shop for school supplies with your 7 year old.

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