Infrequently shaved legs act like Velcro under flannel bedsheets and/or pajamas.
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My T.D. (tiny dog) doesn't like to go outside when he's cold. His belly rubs on the snow when he ventures outdoors. That's a mini-dachshund for ya'.
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If anyone knows "Steven Cane" could you ask him to call home? We've had bill collectors calling here looking for him since we moved in. I think he must be writing our telephone number as his own. And if you do meet up with him, maybe you could suggest he call 1-800-PAY-YOURDAMNBILLS.
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If you MUST go to the Evil Empire (a.k.a. Wal-Mart), 10 A.M. the day after a big snow fall is a pretty good time to go, many people are too a-skerd to go out. On the other hand, 11 P.M. on a school night is NOT a good time; around here it appears to be the PERFECT time to shop for school supplies with your 7 year old.
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Our dog doesn't like the cold either, and he has no belly rubbing the ground excuse. He's just wimpy.
Wow, seldom shaves the legs, likes Bill Maher and sneaks around wally world. I'm adding you to my must reads.
Oh, antipundit, I'm dead sexy. I don't think I brushed my teeth yet today, either.
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