Thursday, September 25, 2008

Irritated

I'm a little irritated today. Just a couple things.

1. If you are a 17 year old boy and you've been expelled from your school for being a DUMBASS, you forfeit pretty much all your rights. Especially your right to be an asshole in my classroom.

2. If your boss gives you a list of possible activities to do for an upcoming event, PICK ONE. Don't waste my fucking time in a staff meeting and not PICK SOMETHING to do.

3. If you are asked to come up with an activity to do for a "fun/reward Friday" week after week after week and you DON'T...you can't BITCH about the ideas that the rest of us come up with.

4. If you have decided that you want to take classes to better your lot in life, DON'T DO YOUR OWN FUCKING HOMEWORK WHILE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING.

5. If you give a test and/or an assignment and every student in your class flunks it, YOU DIDN'T TEACH THE MATERIAL APPROPRIATELY.

6. If you have never spent a day of your life teaching anything to more than 10 individuals under the age of 17, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW TEACHERS DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS...YOU HAVE NO CLUE.

FURTHERMORE,

7. I DO NOT want the person who is second in command of my country to sound like the GOD DAMNED DELI LADY at the Piggly Wiggly in Oshkosh, WI.

8. I DO NOT want a fucking president who can't do more than two things at once. Especially if those things involve TELLING ME WHY YOU ARE THE MAN FOR THE JOB AND SAVING MY FAMILY FROM THE NEXT GREAT DEPRESSION.

9. I want a president who is intelligent and well spoken AND I WANT HIM TO USE SOME HUGE-ASS COJONES TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE COMPETITION.

10. If you are my child and I tell you to be home at 6:30, walking in the door and telling me that GARY NEEDED A BANDAID is not a good excuse.

Thank you.

6 comments:

Ramble On said...

Tell us how you really feel!

Linda said...

Wow. :) I hope your day is better tomorrow. I sure wish that I could vent about my job. It would put your vents to shame, lady! :)~

Rixblix said...

Yes, Linda, your rants would put me to shame. You know I'm working hard so that my "rants" don't become yours...or Rambles!

I'm glad I don't have this kind of day everyday.

i do not know me said...

You don't want a president who isn't an avowed leftist, regardless of how many things you think he can do at once.

Rixblix said...

Yes, IDNKM, I will vote for the candidate whose views and beliefs are most closely aligned with mine and whose policies will benefit my family. That happens to be a Democrat.

Anonymous said...

oh Rixblix! That's greatness! Everyone needs to vent every once in a while.

#4 - One of my co-workers is taking MLA classes. She had the nerve to tell us, a group of fellow co-workers discussing work, to "shut up" because she was trying to study for a test while at work. She shouldn't be studying on the clock! Maybe she should rethink her schedule and find time do her studying / homework at HOME or at lunch.

#7-#9 - I completely agree! Who actually thought - she'll be good?!?!! She's a horrible joke!

PS - I have all the respect in the world for teachers. My mom taught elementary school for 30+ years. It takes a special person to be a teacher. They are undervalued in both salary and respect.